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What is Nem-Ejendomsmægler?

Nem-Ejendomsmægler

Nem-Ejendomsmægler is a real estate agency that specializes on slowing things down. Inviting Nem-Ejendomsmægler into your real estate deals multiplies the timefactor.

Workers come to work late, but they compensate it by leaving early. Their main role in the deal is receiving and spending your money.

Working with the company is like working with a donkey. You would rather do it yourself if you had a power, instead you trick the company to do their work, like you trick the donkey with a carrot.

I recommend their service if you have no idea what to do with your money, are fan of frustration and are famous for your inexhaustible patience.

~one of their "happy" customers.

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Normis said…
Interesants viedoklis ...

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